• baby: *cries*
• everyone: oh you poor sweet thing don't cry you're okay
• me: shut the fuck up take it outside why do people keep having these things

I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

(Source: lordoftheinternet, via mmsogood)

kisslng:

you’re lying if you say that you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you were talented, then were so disappointed when you listened to it over that you deleted it and pretended it never happened

(via scottmalfoy)