“Don’t you just LOVE when people on Tumblr fuck up a new movie that you wanna see but didn’t?”
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June 2011
“Is it wrong to say all landscapers are Mexican?”
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Me!
“My mom would be sleeping, and my dad would be too damn lazy to come and get me. What loving parents (:”
—Me !
“So.. That Jay Leno-chin having bitch looks pretty much BALD under that weave.. O_O”
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“All I can do is sit and laugh at other peoples’ questions. Because, ya know… I don’t get any.”
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Play
“I wonder if some people are truly insecure or just fishing for compliments.”
—Me!
“Am I the only one who thinks Kristen Stewart is a boring dike?”
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Me!
(No offense to dikes lol)
“I have two blogs… For what?”
—Me!
“Just balanced a tennis ball on a softball… LIKE A BOSS!”
—Me!
Corniest Pun Joke Thing EVER!
- Me: I can't wait til next year just to see what the "new" people are gonna say about my piercings.
- Demi: Oh my god, We're going to be juniors.
- Me: Well, I've always been a junior! Ahaha, get it!?
- Demi: Ahahahahaha .. -_-
“Why am I still up? I have finals -__-”
—Me! - Certified Insomniac
“So many new movies on Netflix! What do I watch first!”
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